Jeremiah - Irmiahu and Dizengof

Sorry for not having my Cafe Diem Yesterdiem!! it was my birthday, and i was tired..

This time I'm meeting my father after work, and this is where he usually goes..

LOCATION 6

On the end of the northern Humus street (Irmiahu), lies 2 street corners of coffeesshops from specific kind. They are 5 minutes from the beach and the Tel Aviv harbour (the Namal), and on the border of the center of the city. These facts affects the audience and the air around greatly. The air is so good outside - even on August.

MENU 6

Some people may call what they offer "home cooking", but I call it Tapas. Some kinds of little dishes that go well with alcohol and a diet. On the other hand, one surprising dessert is a chocolate volcano - full speed sweet souffle. It's pretty expensive, and not top quality. But it's fun food, served in nice plates that look hand-made and custom-designed for Jeremiah.

SIT 4

Outside, there's area for smokers and for non-smokers. There's place inside, too, but squeezed and on a ramp. I'd recommend sitting outside. The air coming from the sea is passed through the streets in high pressure, straight to your face, and I love it! The chairs look like transistors with heatsinks, hehe... but they're not as comfortable as you'd expect from transistors.

SERVICE 7

The waitresses seem to know everybody who comes to Jeremiah.. The service is very friendly, and if you really can't find something to order - i know they can help!

VISITORS 0

In Jeremiah you find models, their nouveau riche boyfriends, or people who think that they are models or nouveau riche boyfriends... Everybody is talking on the phone, smiling, doing business that is also their plessure.. Everybody's young, skirts are short and faces are not shaved (you see, that's becuase they are tough). IQ is below zero, ladies and genltemen!

THE COFFEE 7

Mauro coffee beans are among my favourite.. The espresso shot is strong enough to make it a decent cappuccino. They give a nice little cookie with the coffee - a dates and bisquit mix rolled in coconut shavings. nummi numm!

OVERALL 5

Whether you are a plumber's son, who learned economics in college ; or the daughter of an obese housewife, who knows how to keep a diet - if you have high self esteem, you'd find your place in Jeremiah. Don't forget to smile and to talk in your cellphone. Look important and high-society, and everything will be ok.

Jeremiah is a place to sit, sip cappuccino, laugh at micro-skirted girls and ego-puffed boys, while talking about the important things. No one will understand you in Jeremiah - so you can speak out loud when you get that plessureable business call. Smile when the air from the beach hits you.