hmm... where should i go today?..
A place not too far from home, and not too special to waste on a normal day like this.
LOCATION 7
Masarik, as it's name implies, is stuck on Masarik street. The view from the cafe from one side and one side only is beautiful: the whole Masarik square!! And the water fountain! the rest is horrible.
The high grade is just for Masarik square.
MENU 3
Quiches sound good, but are not made here. Sandwiches sound good, too - but are reduced in ingredients.
When they microwave-heat all their frozen bought quiches, they get a new stock - and write it in a special column "Today's Offer". (But we know the truth, right?)
But there's a nice picture in the menu. (the reason for the non-null grade)
SIT 0 (minus 10 if i could)
Horrible. The cafe leans on the side, so the dishes travel on the table. Tables are round, and too high for the sits. All the heat from the asphalt roasts the face. Buses from backside-left to right, cars from right to left, noise, hot air, dirty air, too much light is reflected from everywhere. I am sitting outside on a wooden sofa with a pillow that keeps slipping. Inside there are tall tables that say "Go Away". I had to steal an electircal outlet for my laptop, because they don't give a damn about customers with laptops.
I need a chyropract after this horrible sit.
SERVICE 2
Waited too long. But my questions were answered with a smile. Something about the system here doesn't work: the waitress has 3 large areas to cover, and just 4 limbs.
VISITORS 0
Pregnant women, Yoga-masters who smoke and drink, unemployed lawyers, and people who dress-up like lawyers.. To sum up, people who don't use their hands.
THE COFFEE 3
strong Danesi-juice, short cow-juice weak foam, in a small cup. Way too hot for me, and for Israel.
Nothing with the coffee, but a dirty dish - yuccck.
OVERALL 2.5
I wouldn't sit, nor drink, nor look at Masarik cafe.
yuccck.
A place not too far from home, and not too special to waste on a normal day like this.
LOCATION 7
Masarik, as it's name implies, is stuck on Masarik street. The view from the cafe from one side and one side only is beautiful: the whole Masarik square!! And the water fountain! the rest is horrible.
The high grade is just for Masarik square.
MENU 3
Quiches sound good, but are not made here. Sandwiches sound good, too - but are reduced in ingredients.
When they microwave-heat all their frozen bought quiches, they get a new stock - and write it in a special column "Today's Offer". (But we know the truth, right?)
But there's a nice picture in the menu. (the reason for the non-null grade)
SIT 0 (minus 10 if i could)
Horrible. The cafe leans on the side, so the dishes travel on the table. Tables are round, and too high for the sits. All the heat from the asphalt roasts the face. Buses from backside-left to right, cars from right to left, noise, hot air, dirty air, too much light is reflected from everywhere. I am sitting outside on a wooden sofa with a pillow that keeps slipping. Inside there are tall tables that say "Go Away". I had to steal an electircal outlet for my laptop, because they don't give a damn about customers with laptops.
I need a chyropract after this horrible sit.
SERVICE 2
Waited too long. But my questions were answered with a smile. Something about the system here doesn't work: the waitress has 3 large areas to cover, and just 4 limbs.
VISITORS 0
Pregnant women, Yoga-masters who smoke and drink, unemployed lawyers, and people who dress-up like lawyers.. To sum up, people who don't use their hands.
THE COFFEE 3
strong Danesi-juice, short cow-juice weak foam, in a small cup. Way too hot for me, and for Israel.
Nothing with the coffee, but a dirty dish - yuccck.
OVERALL 2.5
I wouldn't sit, nor drink, nor look at Masarik cafe.
yuccck.
4 comments:
I think you should try video reviews too, though do it secretly (use your cellphone or a small mini-dv camera, and record the voice-overs later)
You're right, but i might look too crazy... heh
The waitress in Masarik understood that i'm doing a review..
how can you tell?
She asked :)
Post a Comment